Sarcastic comebacks

Your annoying brother, stupid class mate or mean boss always need to have a little bit of their own medicine every once in a while.  Try these funny sarcastic comebacks that are guaranteed to make them fall in embarrassment. Every time.

• Sorry, I wasn't insulting you, I was DESCRIBING you.
• Did I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
• If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
• Hey, I found your nose. It was in MY business.
• Too bad you can't photoshop that ugly personality of yours.
• You should really come with a warning label. Seriously. 
• Newsflash: I don't care.
• I'm sorry I hurt your feelings if I called you a (e.g mentally challenged person). I thought you already knew.
• Some people find fault like there's a reward for it.
• What I should of said was... wait maybe I shouldn't. That would just make you look worse.
• Oh I heard you alright. I just don't care.
• Well you know what they say. Stupid is what stupid does.
• I love the sound you make when you shut up.  
• Unless your name is GOOGLE, then you can't act like you know everything.
• Open your mind, not your mouth.
• I heard that people that talk the way you do usually become psychopaths. Just saying.
• Since you know everything, you probably know that you are annoying too.
• Just like my (family member) always said. You can always tell when an idiot is standing in front of you
• Where's you're off button
• You should use glue stick instead of chap stick.
• Your like sour milk. You started off okay but now you're just nasty!
• You should really see a doctor about the words coming out of your mouth.
• Its better to be (Characteristic), then to be dumb.
• I'm not a nerd. Either I'm smarter the you or you're just an idiot.
• I'm sorry, is it MY job to make you happy?
• I'm not mean. I just react like that to stupid people.

You want more? You can watch funny movies like Forest Gump or Diary of a wimpy kid. You can also go to ishouldhavesaid.net for more comebacks! 

Article by: Amanda